Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day Proposal Robbery Prank

What would you do if you witnessed this??

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Valentine's Day!

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. For some reason, those two words scare a lot of people when they really shouldn't. There are plenty of items still available that would make the perfect gift for you and your lover at your local Aren't We Naughty. Cap off your night in the best possible way with something sexy and seductive, or maybe a board game to bring you two even closer than ever! After all, why should the romance end when you get the dinner cheque?

Purchase an Aren't We Naughty gift card and gift box. These are a great idea since they give you both a great reason to come in together and look through our thousands of products to find the perfect fit for you both. Just the act of getting this card is sure to put them in the mood!

The newest and hottest product this year is by far the We-Vibe 4. Completely redesigned with a new compact shape & powerful motors, a waterproof design, new ergonomic curves, functions including the new Echo vibration pattern, a redesigned wireless remote control, and so much more! The We-Vibe 4 is offered in 2 of its most popular colours, Pink and Purple.

This is one of the hottest growing trends in couples. It's something different, and the best thing is that as a couple you can control how deep into the world of BDSM you go. Maybe a light scratching, subtle electro-stimulation, or full on bondage gear? We've got everything you need for a wild night over at our BDSM Section!

We're not talking about those board games you used to play when you were younger! These are adults only, 18+ games! Strip Poker, board games where the winner is the one who's naked by the end, and games you never would have thought would or could be so fun! View our entire collection!

Some couples just link to keep it simple, because sometimes that's best! Make sure you try a His & Hers lubricant such as this one to really amp up both of your pleasure! The pink bottle is designed for her and intensifies the sensation she feels while the blue bottle for him is formulated to slow him down. If this isn't something you'd enjoy, we have PLENTY of lubricants, gels, sprays and oils available for many other purposes. Check them out!

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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Infographic - Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex Toys (...but were afraid to ask!)

Here's a great little graph to answer a lot of questions about sex toys you may have. After you read this and become a pro, head on over to our Valentine's Day section for some great gift ideas!

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Friday, December 6, 2013

Don't worry, we don't do this.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Sex please, we’re Canadian. Fun Survey Details Canadians' Sexual Habits and Appetite

Three’s company for millions of Canadians, with more than one in five sexually active adults – 22 per cent – saying they’ve done the deed with two or more partners at the same time, and another 29 per cent saying they’re open to the idea.

The admissions are among the risqué revelations uncovered by Playtex and Environics Research Group in a new nationwide sex survey that pulls back the sheets on where we do it, who we do it with, and how often. The results collectively confirm that when it comes to intimacy, the True North is indeed strong and (very) free.

“There’s a stigma about Canadians being somewhat reserved,” said Sohana Samanta, brand manager for Playtex feminine care. “But some of the greatest findings in this survey speak to the fact that Canadians are a lot more adventurous and sexually uninhibited than we believed… I mean, eight per cent of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.”

This light-hearted approach to intimacy is reflected in the brand’scontroversial new marketing campaign for Fresh + Sexy wipes, currently being rolled out nationwide. The cheeky ads, which some publications have refused to run, varyingly feature images of a peach, a beaver, a door knob and a woodpecker, with carnal double-entendre slogans to match.

“It’s obviously edgy,” said Samanta, noting that some magazines would only run teasers of the full advertisements. “We’re trying to capitalize on what we’ve found out about sexually active Canadians.”
The survey certainly shows we’re hardly prudes when it comes to matters of lust.

The average person has had 12 sexual partners in their lifetime, while 23 per cent of men and 13 per cent of women claim 20 or more lovers. Bedpost notches climb with age, but not everyone is spreading the love: fully 17 per cent of Canadians say they’ve been sexually monogamous with a single person.

When asked how often they have sex, 35 per cent of people said a few times a month, while 33 per cent said a few times a week. Married Canadians were more likely to cite the former, while dating Canadians were more likely to cite the latter.

Nearly one in five (19 per cent) claimed to do it once a month or less, while eight per cent said they got busy every day. The remainder either weren’t getting any or preferred not to answer.

Just 13 per cent of Canadians said they liked morning sex, while a scant five per cent were into afternoon delights. Half preferred to keep their intimate moments to the evening, while the rest said any time was go time.

Geographically, Ontario, Alberta and Quebec boasted the most satisfied lovers (“very” or “somewhat”), while those in B.C. and Atlantic Canada were likeliest to have complaints.

A spokesman for Environics, which conducted the research, says due diligence was done to ensure the results were reliable – even if some findings may be surprising.

“I don’t personally know anyone who’s had sex in a canoe, or even how you’d go about that,” said senior research associate Sean Copeland, laughing. “But I do know canoe usage is quite high in North America.”

The online survey of 1,003 adults, aged 18 to 49, was taken Dec. 19 to 20. The results are weighted to reflect the population and no margin of error is stated.