Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Naughty Halloween

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

It's that time of year again, folks – Hallowthanksmas! How do we not allow these holidays to become a big blur in our heads – take things day by day. Today, I'm focusing on how to have a Naughty Halloween with costumes. There are many types of Halloween attire and we've all got friends who mark off each one – the sexy costume, the joker, the lazy costume, the over accessorized costume, the scary/questionable one. At Aren't We Naughty, we've got you covered.

The Sexy Costume

This style is a classic for any Halloween party. Unleash your inner Wonder Woman with a hint of sex appeal; light the party on fire and show everyone what a sexy firefighter can do, or stick with the of classic naughty school girl. No matter which one you choose, it'll be a hit!

The Jokers Costume

There's always that one friend who keeps everyone laughing from the time they walk in the door. Get everyone's guts bursting from outside by knocking on the door with your giant penis or by showing everyone what a real dick head looks like.

The Lazy Costume

You know that friend who's a serial procrastinator? Let them know that they can have a qualifiable Halloween costume with any one of out naughty aprons.

The Over Accessorized Costume

We've got that friend who starts their costume shopping for next year on November 1st of this year. They can get everything they need – wigs, masks, silk gloves, glitter, even feather boas – in a few clicks and sent straight to their door. No worries and no digging through the aisles at Value Village.

The Scary Costume

We’ve got an inflatable gas mask that will have party goers teetering on the line of scared and just down right creeped out.

There's something for everyone! Take a look at our full selection for everything you need for Halloween. And don't forget about our Naughty Halloween Savings – 20% off of almost everything!!


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Anal Toys 101

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

With hundreds of thousands of anal toys purchased each year, I can safely say that anal play is no longer taboo. It is a norm in solo and couples play because it has the ability to enhance an already amazing orgasm. But with all of the options, how do you know which one will be best for you? Keep reading and let's grab anal play by the butt plug together.


In the beginning, anal beads were a bit confusing for me. I found it hard to understand how anyone could get off just knowing that they had beads in their anus. After some quick googling and 'research', it clicked that the beads are simply there to add to the experience while being pulled out. That's right, anal beads aren't necessarily for use in the midst of intercourse, but when your body is ready for orgasm the anal beads will be the shining stars. The feeling of anal beads being pulled out of the anus during orgasm is the main reason why they have become the hit that they are today. When looking for anal beads as a first-timer, I would suggest going with an item that has incremental bead sizes along the length of the toy. This will help your anus get used to the feeling of being stretched – the more comfortable you get the larger you can handle, and the feeling of your orgasm will correlate. So, if you're looking for a beginners anal toy that can heighten the feeling of orgasm, anal beads are your best bet.


Unlike its counterpart, anal plugs are kept inside of the anus during intercourse to add secondary stimulation to the prostate. The most universal shape – egg shaped with a slender neck and flat, wide base - is ergonomically designed to enter the anus smoothly and stay put comfortably. The prostate is located approximately three inches up toward the pubic bone. Depending on the size of the anal plug you get (small, medium, large) be sure that the length of the pug equals at least three inches or there may be no point. And, to address the question of "Do women have prostates?" Nobody is ever 100% percent sure, but what they are sure of is that there is cluster of nerve endings that are allegedly connected to the g-spot that can be stimulated from inside of the anus located in the same area as the prostate. There's a chance for anal stimulation for all! Last tip in regards to anal plugs - always be sure you plug has a base, the base keeps it from getting lost in your intestines. (You'd be surprised how much that actually happens.)


These massagers are designed in an "L" shape for stimulation of the prostate/nerve ending cluster as well as the perineum - the area between the vaginal opening/ball sack and the anus. It's actually pretty neat because they have made the function of the anal toy base into a pleasing toy function. Most prostate massagers have vibrating capabilities for added stimulation. When looking into these, you can find some with ridges, pleasure balls, or just the standard butt plug shape. No matter which style you choose, prostate massagers are great for use during intercourse in the same way that anal plugs are. It can stay in during penetration or oral sex but offers an extra area for stimulation to the perineum. These are also great for solo play.

There you have it folks, everything you need to know before heading out to the stores or browsing online for the most popular anal toy styles. If you haven't already, I suggest reading one of my past posts titled Anal Play/Gardening 101. That post will get you ready for the steps after finding the anal toy that peeks you interest. Happy Explorations!


Friday, September 1, 2017

Orgasm On A Budget

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

In the midst of all the new big ticket items out on the sex toy market these days, I can understand why you may feel like it's a bit difficult to find an orgasm in your price range. Flipping through all of the new, top of the line toys can be a little daunting and can make you wonder how much an orgasm is truly worth. I must admit I am guilty of this. The flurry of high end toys have blinded my vision and I've forgotten all about my humble beginnings. Cheapie toys have been there for all of us on our self-pleasure journeys. They were there when we entered the sex toy game and upgraded from our index and middle fingers, they were there when we were on a strict budget but didn't want to compromise our pleasure, and they were there during our pipe dreams to achieve bigger and better orgasms as we scrolled through the high end toys. So, I'm here to remind you why you loved those cheapie toys; why we can't forget them; and, even though some of us may have moved on, cheapie toys will always be there for us.

1. You Save Money

What's better than saving some extra dollars? Saving extra dollars and an orgasm. Yes, cheapie toys are given that name for a reason but it does not hinder your chances at achieving orgasm. Most times, when using a toy, it is all about how you use the toy and not necessarily all of the perks a toy can come with. So, why not save a few bucks and grab a battery operated toy? It has the potential to give you a great orgasm. And with the money you've saved you can buy that extra drink tonight at dinner with your friends.

2. You Can Try Different Options Before Going Deep

When scrolling through pages and pages of high end toys with their body-safe silicone and 10+ functions, we can't help but stare with wanting in our eyes. But which one do we really want? Here comes the beauty of being cheap. With cheapie toys, we are able to purchase a few knockoffs of the high end toys and use them to figure out exactly what we want before we spend our hard earned golden dollars. If you've been eyeing that $200 rabbit but can't justify it, try a cheapie first and see what it can do for you before going deep.

3. You Get More Options

Options, options and more options! Cheapie toys offer different colour choices, sizes and models. Most times, with high end toys, they only offer one of its type in one colour (two if you're lucky). Cheapie toys give you the opportunity to personalize your toy and really make it yours.

4. You Won't Feel So Bad If It Breaks

If and when a cheapie toy conks out on you, you won't feel as bad because you didn't break the bank to buy it. In comparison to higher end toys, the cheapie toys are definitely more susceptible to breaking because they're made cheaply. But it shouldn't stop you because most toys come with a 1-year manufacturer's warranty. Which means, within the first year, if the toy stops working you can contact the manufacturer and possibly get a new free toy! Always keep the toys packaging and receipt, just in case.

Just thinking about those four reminders had me reminiscing about my humble upbringings, I hope it did the same for you. Instead of looking through the high end toys today, CLICK HERE to search great finds for all toys under $30. They'll be inexpensive and orgasmic! Thanks for reading and Happy explorations!!


Thursday, August 24, 2017

Rabbits of All Kinds

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

In the wake of The Rabbit Company's new toy line filled with many varieties of rabbit styled vibes, we're all hopping for joy at the chance to experience one. So, here's a little background on the rabbit vibe so we know what we're getting into (or what's getting into us.)

The rabbit vibrator, name deriving from the rabbit being the lucky charm in Japan, appeared on the scene in 1984 from a company called Vibratex - the ones behind the Original Magic Wand. It wasn't a big hit until it started selling in the US in 1993, and appeared in the timeless television series, Sex and the City. The rabbit started out having its battery pack and controls in a separate attachment but they quickly innovated and started manufacturing the rabbit with the battery pack and controls at the bottom of the toy which is what you see today.

The rabbit didn't gain its popularity simply from being mentioned on a show. Its effectiveness at providing women with tremendous orgasms has maintained its popularity and has allowed it to grow into the hot commodity it is today. The fact that it offers dual stimulation opens up the market to the 70% of women who are unable to achieve orgasm through vaginal stimulation alone. It's very inclusive and now that the rabbit comes in various shapes and sizes, there is one to satisfy almost anyone.

The rabbit has had the opportunity to grow from being solely battery operated to USB rechargeable. Its gone from having only three vibrating intensities to up to six vibrating patterns in each motor as well as the intensities. Its grown with the needs of it's consumers, and it really shows in The Rabbit Company's toy line.

From The Classic Rabbit to The Kissing Rabbit to The Beaded Backdoor Rabbit, there is one for everybunny! For more information, take a look at The Rabbit Company's toy line today.


Thursday, August 17, 2017

Zumio: Orgasm in 60 Seconds

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

It looks like clitoral stimulation technology hasn't stopped at air suction and air waving. Zumio, the new and improved clitoral stimulator on the scene comes equipped withSpirotip Technology that was invented to mimmick the ever popular finger circles that every clitoris loves. Instead of suction or vibration, Spirotip technology in the Zumio offers up to 8 whirling intensities that is said to produce an orgasm in less than a minute! And three orgasms in less than ten minutes! I just may have to give this little guy a whirl.

At first glance, I find the packaging elegant with its white background and the silhouette of a woman that lights up with all of the colours of the rainbow when placed in the right light. In the box, that pays homage to We-Vibe's former packaging, comes a stand charger, a USB compatible chord for charging, a Zumio silk drawstring toy bag, a multi-lingual, detailed instruction manual that comes with step by step instructions on how to receive an orgasm through the Zumio 60 second experience. And, of course, the Zumio. The Zumio, with it's ergonomic pen-shaped figure, dawns a rich purple colour. The toy is built with an easy to use, three button control interface. On, and an up and down button to control the intensity of the whirls. The revolutionary tip is made from a hard ABS plastic which promotes stronger whirling intensities to give you quality pleasure. All of this worked in to a beautiful infinity design to promote unlimited, orgasmic bliss.

The Zumio prides itself on being invented and designed by women in an industry where women's sex toys have been designed by men for years. Finally, woman can be in charge of how they receive orgasms! If that doesn't entice you, maybe the fact that the Zumio can be used for solo and couples play will. You have the choice to give yourself and your partner the opportunity to open the doors to the pleasure Spirotip technology can offer.

Take a look at the Zumio today, and receive your orgasmic Zumio 60 second experience tomorrow. As always, Happy Explorations!