Monday, May 16, 2016

Ten Reasons Why Masturbating Can Be Better Than Sex


  1. Your hand doesn't talk back. It doesn't bitch and complain or ask to be on top. It doesn't text you at three in the morning asking you to come over. Your hand doesn't yell. It doesn't bum you out and make you cry to “Wonderwall” alone in your room. And it’s certainly not going to ask you to pay for dinner.

  2. Which brings me to my second reason: masturbating is 100% free! If you think sex is free, then you’re clearly not thinking hard enough. Sex is not free. Sex is a cab ride to the middle of nowhere at five am. Sex is oysters, alcohol, a new pair of jeans. Sex is expensive for everyone (not just Charlie Sheen).

  3. You’re the one steering in the boat. Often times having sex can feel like a compromise (oh, you want it that way? okkayyyy fine). When you’re jacking off, it is all about your wants and needs. Don’t want to take your socks off? You don’t have to! It’s your fantasy, mister! You call all the shots.

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