Friday, August 19, 2016

Anal Play/Gardening 101

This blog was prepared by Lips'n'Licks in her own personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own.

What do you do when you've exhausted all options on one side? You try a different side - maybe, even, the back side! It is no different in your physical relationship. It is only a matter of time until your partner feels they have seen everything they need to see in your front yard and hints to taking a peek in the back. If your partner has already taken their steps toward your rear, here are the steps you should take to prepare your garden for visitors.

Deweed (Douche)
You can't plant anything new on weed infested soil, so you've got to clean up the weeds and turn that soil! Douching before any anal action is a great way to keep you and your partner clean as well as limit cross contamination. It rids the rectum of any left over "weeds" and minimizes the possibility of any unwanted surprises popping out of the soil.

Irrigate (Lubricate)
Once the soil is cleaned and turned it is ready for some irrigation. The anus and rectum differ from the vagina because they do not self lubricate, that's why it is important to keep the anus as well as the anal object lubricated for ease of insertion and long lasting moisture. Without proper lubrication there is risk of cracks in the soil that can lead to stunted plant growth.

Pick Your Plants
Your soil is ready for planting! Now don't look for a big old rose bush to plant in your garden - start small and watch it grow in time. Butt plugs come in a wide range of sizes from small, medium to large. Go with the small one and work your way up as your tolerance becomes stronger. It is the same if using a penis - start with the tip and add more length as your comfort level rises. Let your soil pack down and adjust to the length and size of the roots as the plant grows.

Relax and Enjoy Your Garden
After all of that hard work and preparation for your visitor it is time to sit back, sip on sangria and bask in the glory of your garden. Relaxation is key in anal play. Believing the taboos surrounded by anal stimulation can make it easy to tense up, making it difficult for your partner or the anal object to enter smoothly - even with lubrication. Breathe and trust that your partner will not run through your garden kicking and screaming; trust that they will do their best to maintain and keep the integrity of your hard work - your beautiful garden.



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